I usually do not put down any political commentaries but on this one you will allow me!!!
The much taunted Grand Coalition Government has been unveiled... in it we see good old Mr Moi smiling along!!! Almost the entire lot have served for him!!! So much for what the president had said in his campaigns... lean and clean government. The premier also disappointed ... for a man whose middle name should be CHANGE I was thoroughly disappointed to see the likes of Kipkalya Kones, William Ole Ntimama to mention but a few...
Anyone who has cared to listen to me speak about the history of politics in Kenya will now agree with what I have been saying all along. Kenya is under a political elite handed down from the colonial days up to now!!! These guys are all the same, they control all the power and property ... indeed they are together!!! What do I mean? Well this is what. They all seat at one dining table and all we do is change the guy holding the serving spoon... but all is not lost!!! CHEER UP KENYA - WE SHALL OVERCOME.
Meanwhile, here's a pun filled relaunch I initiated at a e-forum... enjoy the anecdotes!!!
When a product (or service) is being relaunched there are all sorts of campaigns that are carried out. Well the cabinet was being re-launched recently... assuming it was an advert how would it go?? Allow me to be first up: - ITS BIGGER, ITS BETTER (sic)... BUT IT STILL HAS THE SAME OLD QUALITY (sic) YOU HAVE BECOME USED TO. - Pappa
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(soundtracks...) then song starts 'domo domo..domo' raila appears..'sisi tuliacha domo'..kalonzo appears waving the wiper...'sasa tumepata kazi'..musalia appears doing a jig..'ala!'..the orezo appears and says 'mimi niliambiwa tu nimeshinda'...then everyone bursts out laughing and shake hands...then title text comes on the screen GRAND COALITION 2008: YOU KNOW YOU CAN TRUST US! - Gee
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ALI BABA N THE FORTY THIEVES(2008 SERIES)....COMING TO A THEATRE NEAR U - Dante
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It's Finally Here... the big one is here... Not One, Not Two, Not Three but this time Forty Odd Ones... More Jobs For More ... - Pappa
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